Devious Journal Entry

Hello there. I happen to like waffles. Good for you, for you are a monkeyless brain...er, I mean, a brainless monkey.

-BEST FRAND EVAH
-ANOTHER BEST FRAND EVAH
-RP buddy
-Hetalia-crazy friend
-MY first friend on dA (besides Yumagoochi)

GAMES
-Jet Set Radio Future
-Halo
-Bioshock
-Half-Life
MOVIES
-The Fifth Element
-Coraline
-Mirrormask
SHOWS
-South Park
-American Dad
-Family Guy
-Robot Chicken
-Good Eats
-Ed, Edd, and Eddy
-Teen Titans
MANGAS
-Yotsuba&!
-Maximum Ride (sort of)

1. It Came From The Boombox by Z-Toxin
2. Edd Does The Nyan Nayn Dance by VampireMeerkat
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BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.  
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 1


AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 4


ITALIAN
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.

Total = 3


SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[x] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (has natural Highlights)
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total = 3


RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian  
[x] You love listening to techno.

Total = 3



POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total = 0



IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, or in
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.

Total = 5


ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total =  2



GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
[ ] You have been to Germany

Total =  5



CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.  

Total = 2


FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

Total = 1



AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food.
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer
[ ] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island
[x] You watch way too much TV
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[x] You have a dog
[ ] You have a cushy job
[ ] You cried when Steve Jobs died

Total = 4


NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[ ] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total=  3


BELGIAN
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.

Total: 3



DUTCH
[ ] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 1

I am most like a(n):
Irish
German
And I AM:
Scottish
Irish
Mexican
Ukrainian
German
Dutch
American (duh. Live there)